Stefano, Scene 01

Those abs! That dick! That ass! Meet Stefano, and all his many oh-so-enchanting body parts! : Tonight in the War Chest, were introducing you to a new recruit, Stefano. Or, as I like to call him, King Ab-ulon. Seriously, when people joke about washboard abs, they mean abs like Stefanos. His torso is just rippling! Stefano is a 20-year old Italian gent who hails from New York. Hes a compact little fella at 54 you know how I love my men bite-sized, and he jokes that hes a little thang but not everythings little! I tell him that I like big things attached to little things and hes got that, trust me. He enjoys hiking, shooting, camping and working on cars. And he also must enjoy doing ab crunches, because his ab muscles are out of this world. Once he pulls off his underwear, and I see how tight and gorgeous his ass is, I joke with him that he aint nothing but ass. When he turns around, we find out just how much hes packing. And hes packing a suitcase between his thighs. Hot damn! Luckily fo