The best laid plans of mice and porn stars Our Freshmen Christmas gift to you this year is to bring you some summertime fun guaranteed to warm your cockles and raise your spirits. The boys were eager to engage in their favourite midsummer pastime of fucking watermelons. The plan went awry when the overly-ambitious Pip trips while attempting to carry three large watermelons at once. While Pip ruined their plan, he also saves the day. Though he couldnt handle three large watermelons, it turns out he- or rather his ass- can handle three large dicks rather nicely.